Hello Caller, what’s your name?
-Jeff from Rockland
Hey Jeff, what’s up?
-I want to tell you and your listeners about a once in a lifetime chance to make a difference. There is a rally tomorrow evening in the park starting at 7. All of us will be painting banners and singing songs all night and all day to prepare for it. Then, when tens of thousands have gathered in the park, we’re going to march on to town hall. Lazlo, the people have spoken. They have said “No, not in my town.” Well folks, if your listening and want to make a difference get yourselves down to the park and prepare to bring democracy back to the people.
So, what’s this rally about, Jeff?
- It’s about people standing up and being counted. It’s about the future. It’s about telling those morons in the suits “No thanks, not in my town. Not while I have a breath in my body and hope in my soul. I will not, I cannot let this pass.”
Let what pass?
-It’s about grabbing the town by the balls and saying, “Listen son, it’s time to put up or shut up. No more Mr. Nice Guy, no more easy solutions to difficult problems.” It’s about what it means to be an American. It’s about giving something back.
Giving what back Jeff?
-Hope. Dreams. Belief.
Belief in what? I mean look Jeff, I admire your passion, really I do, but what will people be marching for? Wh-What’s your rally about?
-It’s about justice Mr. Low. A chance to shine and make a difference. About thousands of people walking side by side as brother marchers with only one thing on their mind, a chance to make a difference. Bring your friends! Nothing shows the man how much you mean to him more than the chance to walk together for justice. Bring your kids! They can paint signs and we’ll even have a face painter and a veigen bar-b-q. Bring your parents! Dude, even the elderly care about tomorrow.
I understand that it sounds like a great rally, but w-we’re not a political station and you haven’t really told us why people should do this. What is it about?
-Look, look, you wanna help or not?
I don’t know what I’m helping!
-Your helpng America. What kind of patriot are you? It’s a rally!
You don’t know what it’s for, do you?
-It’s for hope. Please come everybody. It’ll be real good.
Alllright, you fight the power brother.